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Trentophile 

1) The name given for someone who regularly visits MySpace and intends to prey on girls on that site.
2) Term given to a 'ginger' person who's fingers are large, such of those of a pedophile, who is renown for being a little bit weird.
3) A derogatory way of calling someone a pedophile.
Jesus Christ! Look at his fingers, god dam this guy is a Trentophile!
Trentophile by RoversBoy1993 June 2, 2009

Transphobic Torpedophile 

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile
Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

tweedophile 

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.
That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.
tweedophile by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Tedophile 

someone who is sexual attracted to Teddy bears, and other stuffed animal's
That guy that cheated on his girlfriend with a teddy...he is such a Tedophile
Tedophile by MaggieEms January 27, 2007

Torpedophile 

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.
Torpedophile by phlurm December 22, 2010

Teenophile 

A pervert who, instead of breaking the law by liking children, prefers 16-18 year olds instead.
Person 1: "Yo, some Teenophile papped me on the way back from the park"
Person 2: "That's some creepy shit."
Teenophile by FoggDogg March 17, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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