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greendophile 

One who is sexually obsessed with cash money. Gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant boners and/or wet pussies. Submitted by Sh3p
My doctor thinks I am a greendophile because I had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so I could bang my asshole with them while I had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of Michael Douglas' monologue from Wall Street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. He's a quack, eh?
greendophile by Sh3p007 November 24, 2016
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Greedophile 

Someone who is greedy. A greedy, avaricious person.
"William H. Vanderbilt once said, 'The public be damned.! I only care about my property.'"

"He was a real greedophile."
Greedophile by Y9e0ah May 9, 2014

Greenaphile 

Someone that likes green things for example the forest, the grass or just the colour green. It makes a person feel calm and happy when they see the colour green.
I believe I am a greenaphile
Greenaphile by Princessmclarnon June 11, 2017

GLEEdophile 

Someone who loves GLEE to the point where it is almost a sexual obsession.
Shane is a GLEEdophile, avoid him
GLEEdophile by haha47 April 28, 2010

Gleedophile 

A fan of Glee.
Otherwise known as a "Gleek"
Hey, there's one of those faggy Gleedophiles.
Gleedophile by Virtute May 3, 2010

Grindophile 

A person who enjoys grinding up their numbers and statistics. Most common in the context of video gaming.
"Did you see Jeff? He maxed another character to max level."
"He's a real grindophile."
Grindophile by petoviili February 2, 2021
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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