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greenapplebetes 

a disease caused by eating too many green apples. caused by having too much green fiber.
He's been eating green apples for the past two weeks! Stay away, He might have greenapplebetes!

Greedophile 

Someone who is greedy. A greedy, avaricious person.
"William H. Vanderbilt once said, 'The public be damned.! I only care about my property.'"

"He was a real greedophile."
Greedophile by Y9e0ah May 9, 2014

greendophile 

One who is sexually obsessed with cash money. Gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant boners and/or wet pussies. Submitted by Sh3p
My doctor thinks I am a greendophile because I had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so I could bang my asshole with them while I had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of Michael Douglas' monologue from Wall Street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. He's a quack, eh?
greendophile by Sh3p007 November 24, 2016