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germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012

geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019

Gepedophile 

- A person that gets sexually turned on by child puppets.

- A person that makes child puppets.
Did you see Johnny staring at those marionette's? What a gepedophile!
Gepedophile by Rusty Waters April 17, 2011

Geophile 

A person who nerds out on anything geology related
Most geophiles showcase their rock collection, have a geology-related tattoo, and/or wear T-shirts that say: "My feelings toward geology are purely plutonic."
Geophile by N2daBizzel April 21, 2015

Gepedophile 

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003