Geekophile
Geekophile by ilovegeeks January 24, 2009
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germophile
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012
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Geekophile • Geekophiliac • geriophile • gerophile • Gepedophile • germophile • GLEEdophile • Gregophile • Genophile • Geophile
geriophile
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"
"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
germophile
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019
Gepedophile
Gepedophile by Rusty Waters April 17, 2011
Geophile
Most geophiles showcase their rock collection, have a geology-related tattoo, and/or wear T-shirts that say: "My feelings toward geology are purely plutonic."
Geophile by N2daBizzel April 21, 2015
Gepedophile
It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.
1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"
-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"
(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"
(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003
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