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Gepedophile 

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003

Geppetophile 

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006

Geekophile 

Someone who is addicted to and sexually attracted to geeks
Normal guys don't do it for me, I only like geeks. I think I might be a geekophile
Geekophile by ilovegeeks January 24, 2009

Greedophile 

Someone who is greedy. A greedy, avaricious person.
"William H. Vanderbilt once said, 'The public be damned.! I only care about my property.'"

"He was a real greedophile."
Greedophile by Y9e0ah May 9, 2014

GLEEdophile 

Someone who loves GLEE to the point where it is almost a sexual obsession.
Shane is a GLEEdophile, avoid him
GLEEdophile by haha47 April 28, 2010

jepedophile 

A pedophile who uses puppets to lure in little children for his pleasure. Half jepedo of pedophile. Jepedo being the man from pinnochio.
The man who used puppets to get Tommy into his car was a sick jepedophile.
jepedophile by 19ghost91 April 5, 2007
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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