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Gepedophile 

It's a twist on the story Pinocchio! Gepetto has got it for Pinocchio sexualy.

1. An old man who sexually has the desire to be with younger boys.
2. A male pedophile.
-"Ew! That old man was just checking you out, he's totally got it for you! What a Gepedophile!"

-"Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!"
"Gepetto? You're such a Gepedophile!"

(this word, courtesy of my brother Scott)
Gepedophile by Kanaska August 15, 2003

Geppetophile 

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006

Geekophile 

Someone who is addicted to and sexually attracted to geeks
Normal guys don't do it for me, I only like geeks. I think I might be a geekophile
Geekophile by ilovegeeks January 24, 2009

Greedophile 

Someone who is greedy. A greedy, avaricious person.
"William H. Vanderbilt once said, 'The public be damned.! I only care about my property.'"

"He was a real greedophile."
Greedophile by Y9e0ah May 9, 2014

GLEEdophile 

Someone who loves GLEE to the point where it is almost a sexual obsession.
Shane is a GLEEdophile, avoid him
GLEEdophile by haha47 April 28, 2010

jepedophile 

A pedophile who uses puppets to lure in little children for his pleasure. Half jepedo of pedophile. Jepedo being the man from pinnochio.
The man who used puppets to get Tommy into his car was a sick jepedophile.
jepedophile by 19ghost91 April 5, 2007
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