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Graum

Graum is Ipswich School slang for a really annoying person with no friends. Especially one who follows you round trying to be funny in the hope you will like them for it.
God he's such a graum.

You fucking graum.
by Johnny Torino November 16, 2006
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Graum

One who describes/recommends something so overly enthusicastically for so long that you end up hating it.
Graum: You should watch film its like the best thing ever! really! Watch it now! Its amazing!
Me: Yeah, great. SHUT UP!
by Osiris3309 May 7, 2013
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Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.
(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009
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Spinsta’-gram

Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020
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Ad Graminum

An attack on an opponent's grammar to completely discredit his/her argument.

See Ad hominem.
Faiz: I spent a good half-hour typing out an argument for nothing, because someone used Ad Graminum and pointed out my "your" that should have been "you're".

Julian: You deserved that.

Brian: The Lakers are fundamentally a much better team, they're offense is-
Julian: HA! "THEIR"!
Brian: Fuck you.
by jschoo March 12, 2012
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shit-o-gram

1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.

2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse

3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.

I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
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Gramdalf

an old man, usually sporting a large grey beard, that has unselfishly taken on the key role of Head of Narcosis within his Guild or Village. He can often be found in the Ale House cackling with visiting Minstrels or lurking at the crossroads selling his unique wares to weary passer-bys
"I'm off to see Gramdalf for some cheeky liveners. Anyone else need any Saturday supplies?"
by ambiDave August 29, 2020
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