GauMutra

A magic potion or drink which has the power to cure any disease.

Alan:- Man, my brother has cancer.
Smith:- Oh, that's sad.

Alan:- I have searched some articles online and I found that GauMutra can cure cancer.
Smith- People claim it can but there is no scientific backing.

by WackyTank July 7, 2020

Gaumutra

The national drink of India. It’s extremely taste and a civilised drink for incredible India, and is the reason why India is the most powerful superpower on earth.

Indian: com drank dis cow urin Saar it so tasty, it called gaumutra

Human being: what the fuck is that?

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

Gaumutra

Insult used by Indian converted Muslims against Hindus to cope with the pain of seeing their piecefool religion getting exposed since 2014, before which, it was hidden or justified in the name of "secularism" by the Left-Liberals.

Shyam : "Aurangzeb was a tyrant, bigoted ruler"

Abdul : "Hey you gaumutra, don't you dare talk ill about our hero"

by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi May 4, 2025

Gaumuthra states

Some of the states in India where cow's urine is considered holy whilst fellow himan beings are treated like animals or they're lynched by mobs for eating beef. Usually Hindi speaking states where there's low literacy rate (below 30 %).

Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Jharkhand, Madhya Pradesh, Uttarakhand, Rajasthan, Haryana are a few. Most of these states speak Hindi language and they also expect the rest of the country to learn it as they think it's the national language (which is not the case).

MP- Gaumuthra states have a net literacy rate of 20% and contribute hardly to the GDP.

by kart777 February 13, 2025