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A Graeme is the most comedic, socially awkward best friend you'll ever have. The only song he's willing to dance to is Vanilla Ice, he hates drama between friends, and is a great advice giver. He doesn't date a lot because he's waiting for the right girl to come along, and he's supportive of his friends' problems. Graeme is very easy to fall for. He's good at soccer and coming up with insane ideas. He's most likely to become a psychologist, a comedian, or a tv talk show host. His sense of humor makes you laugh no matter what, although he uses a lot of big words so sometimes his reasoning behind something is difficult to understand. It's very hard to outsmart a Graeme, but if you manage it, props to you. If you have a Graeme, never let him go, because he's the one to most likely bail you out of jail ten years from now, and figure out a way to not get caught next time. Graeme's take a little while to catch up to you height-wise, and his cheeks are always flushed pink and they make you want to pinch them, he also has eyelashes any girl would kill for. If by any chance you find a Graeme, don't scare him away, let him come to you. The best way to lure a Graeme in is with a sandwich made from the hands of a woman in the kitchen.
Girl 1: Oh hey look, there's a Graeme over there!
Girl 2: No way! Aw I totally wanna be friends with him!
Girl 1: Don't scare him off, you'll never see one again. First make a peace offering.
Girl 2: How do I do that?
Girl 1: Off to the kitchen with you!
by TheJulesTee July 26, 2011
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Huge pp really funny amazing at football and in the bed smokes a lot smoke head and is really attractive
Graeme knows he’s white and acccepts it
by Graeme February 11, 2020
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Graeme is a funny and loving person he will make you laugh in bad times. he loves games and all his friends.he will make laugh till you cry he is loved by all the girls/boys if you hate him you're missing out.
Emily:who is that good looking guy

Mark:that's just my best friend Graeme

Emily:I'm in love with him
by Deezballs October 23, 2019
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A queer that overdoses on Adderall
Wow Graeme overdoes on Adderall XaDa
by Jacks2022 February 27, 2019
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A large green creature not dissimilar to Frankenstein's Creation from the book by Mary Shelley
I need Graeme to take me to Bungee town.
by RedNeckMilkMan May 15, 2018
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Graeme has a big pp and is great in bed. He is very attractive and great at football.Smokes a lot but can stop whenever he wants.
Knows he’s white and accepts it graeme
by Graeme February 11, 2020
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