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Grasspen
A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.
Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!
Grasspen by thespacebug November 5, 2014
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Grassrape • Grassage • Grassface • grassnap • Grasspen • Grasspergers • grassrassment • graverape • Grayscaped • Grass eater
Grasspergers
Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.
Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.
Grasspergers by Grasspie August 23, 2018
gasrape
Similar feeling to being assraped. To be forced to pay exhorbitant amounts of cash to be able to put gas in your car. Especially bad if you have to drive far to work in order to support your family or if you want to see relatives that live in another city/state/province, etc.
Dude #1: Hey, wanna go to the mall tonight?
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.
Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.
Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.
gasrape by Gilbert Narley June 9, 2008
grassnap
"It's 75 degrees out, the sun is shining, and there is no better time for a grassnap."
"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."
daydream nap chillax
"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."
daydream nap chillax
grassnap by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010
grasseater
grasseater by Light Joker November 6, 2004
Grayscaped
Grayscaped by StarsArray August 7, 2021
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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