Grassrape

Grassrape is a form of attack,pwnage,ownage, etc. That has nothing to do with real rape. It consists of pushing, shoving, or tackling someone onto any grass covered land, and then running away.

It is not real grassrape if you run less than 100 feet away.

Dude lets grassrape that asshat!

by J-Careen April 1, 2007

Grasspen

A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.

Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!

by thespacebug November 5, 2014

Grasspergers

Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.

Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.

by Grasspie August 23, 2018

gasrape

Similar feeling to being assraped. To be forced to pay exhorbitant amounts of cash to be able to put gas in your car. Especially bad if you have to drive far to work in order to support your family or if you want to see relatives that live in another city/state/province, etc.

Dude #1: Hey, wanna go to the mall tonight?
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.

Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.

by Gilbert Narley June 9, 2008

grassnap

the act of lying down and falling asleep in sweet smelling, freshly cut grass.

"It's 75 degrees out, the sun is shining, and there is no better time for a grassnap."

"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."

daydream nap chillax

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

grasseater

1. a corrupt police officer who accepts bribe money but does not actually demand it

2. =pothead

The grasseater let the grasseater go when he was offered a bribe of $1000 in cash.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

Grayscaped

The coolest twitch streamer.

Person 1: “Grayscaped is cool lmao”
Person 2: “yeah”

by StarsArray August 7, 2021