Grassage

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A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

Grassage by Picklington November 8, 2017

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Grassage

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.

fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "

Grassage by orio92 May 3, 2010

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Gassage

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage

This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!

Gassage by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

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Gassageophobia

An irrotational fear that causes sufferers to refrain from receiving massages due to the fear they’ll be so relaxed they let out a really long fart.

Spa? No thanks... I’ve got gassageophobia

Gassageophobia by Yak yak May 10, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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