Grassage

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

Grassage by Picklington November 8, 2017

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Grassage

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.

fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "

Grassage by orio92 May 3, 2010

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Gassage

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage

This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!

Gassage by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

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Gassageophobia

An irrotational fear that causes sufferers to refrain from receiving massages due to the fear they’ll be so relaxed they let out a really long fart.

Spa? No thanks... I’ve got gassageophobia

Gassageophobia by Yak yak May 10, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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