Grassage

A combination of “grope” and “massage” to explain a motion of grasping and rubbing.

I gave her boobs a bit of grassage

by Picklington November 8, 2017

Grassage

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.

fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "

by orio92 May 3, 2010

Gassage

(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage

This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!

by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

Gassageophobia

An irrotational fear that causes sufferers to refrain from receiving massages due to the fear they’ll be so relaxed they let out a really long fart.

Spa? No thanks... I’ve got gassageophobia

by Yak yak May 10, 2021