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Grassage 

another word for grass..but in an extremely fancy way to make you sound more intelligent.
fernando said, " the grassage is very green. "
Grassage by orio92 May 3, 2010
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(n) exemplifying the containment and release of gas
(n) all matters concerning gas are subparts of the broader subject gassage
This gassage leads to the woods.

Dude, where is that gassage coming from?
That gassage really stinks!
Gassage by PooPyDoo23 January 15, 2010

Gassageophobia 

An irrotational fear that causes sufferers to refrain from receiving massages due to the fear they’ll be so relaxed they let out a really long fart.
Spa? No thanks... I’ve got gassageophobia
Gassageophobia by Yak yak May 10, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026