gasrape

Similar feeling to being assraped. To be forced to pay exhorbitant amounts of cash to be able to put gas in your car. Especially bad if you have to drive far to work in order to support your family or if you want to see relatives that live in another city/state/province, etc.

Dude #1: Hey, wanna go to the mall tonight?
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.

Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.

gasrape by Gilbert Narley June 9, 2008

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gas rape

Pronounced like ass rape.

The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas prices for sustained increase of profit.

Soon, Vaseline will have to be sold along with gasoline to ease the pain of gas rape.

gas rape by Chris Hattery May 7, 2008

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The J.F. Garapey

When you Jizz on an autistic girls face, and tell her she's your only chance to get a green card.

Dude 1:"Man I gave my girl The J.F. Garapey and she broke up with me"
Dude 2:"Maybe you shouldn't have done it in ze pooblic space?"

The J.F. Garapey by Andy Warski May 19, 2018

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gayrape

A grappling style in MMA where a fighter tries to defeat his opponent by getting him on the ground and pressing up against him to tire him out before a submissions.

"Did you see Khabib fight Conor? He gayraped him pretty bad..."

gayrape by Slang_handler May 17, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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