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(n) Compound word; originally used as a lighter, milder term for crapface, when one does not want to be reprimanded for using pg-13 language in front of minor minors. Evolved into a universal substitute for any curse. Mysteriously capable of bringing smiles onto both user and usee.

Alternate usage of grass as a substitute for crap: "Piece of Grass."

The exclamation "What a grassface!" is sometimes used immediately following a sneeze.

Other related exclamation as a synonym to "rats!" and the like: "Grassy ping-pong balls!"
"Acchooo! What a grassface!"

"I'm gonna get that piece of grass..."

"Get your grass out of here!"

"Grassy grassface shedding pieces of grass!"

"Quit grassing around!"
Grassface by GuavaGuy December 8, 2013
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1. (v) To show someone a sign of disrespect.
2. (v) Make a stupid face towards someone you don't like.
"The same people that got gasfaced last year" -- 3rd Bass (No master plan, no master race 1991)
gasface by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003

Gashface 

Gashface is a southern term to descirbe giving oral pleasure to a womans genitals
I gave her good gashface
Gashface by Dan Washington February 27, 2007

grassfucker 

A modification of fucker, most often used in the phrase "Hollywood grassfuckers" to refer to unskilled and/or timid Hollywood writers, producers, and directors who aspire only to mediocrity and, sometimes, achieve it.
"This is the most didactic, boring-ass self-serving piles of horseshit the Hollywood grassfuckers have put out in a long time." - Mr. Filthy on "Lord of War"
grassfucker by Not a Grassfucker April 24, 2008

Grassrape 

Grassrape is a form of attack,pwnage,ownage, etc. That has nothing to do with real rape. It consists of pushing, shoving, or tackling someone onto any grass covered land, and then running away.

It is not real grassrape if you run less than 100 feet away.
Dude lets grassrape that asshat!
Grassrape by J-Careen April 1, 2007

gashface 

Gashface refers to someone with a facial configuration that quite closely resembles a female genitalia. Although it is quite unlikely that someone would in fact have a vagina located on their face, it is used as an insult and generally implies that someone is fugly.
Look at Ramsey Jouzy walk past, what a ridiculously gashy gashface that boy has.
gashface by David Fisk June 11, 2006
it's also the name given to a french publication that deals with hiphop culture.
Keziah Jones:"I wish I was the brother on the cover of the gasface"
gasface by groswift December 6, 2003
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