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(n) Compound word; originally used as a lighter, milder term for crapface, when one does not want to be reprimanded for using pg-13 language in front of minor minors. Evolved into a universal substitute for any curse. Mysteriously capable of bringing smiles onto both user and usee.

Alternate usage of grass as a substitute for crap: "Piece of Grass."

The exclamation "What a grassface!" is sometimes used immediately following a sneeze.

Other related exclamation as a synonym to "rats!" and the like: "Grassy ping-pong balls!"
"Acchooo! What a grassface!"

"I'm gonna get that piece of grass..."

"Get your grass out of here!"

"Grassy grassface shedding pieces of grass!"

"Quit grassing around!"
Grassface by GuavaGuy December 8, 2013
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1. (v) To show someone a sign of disrespect.
2. (v) Make a stupid face towards someone you don't like.
"The same people that got gasfaced last year" -- 3rd Bass (No master plan, no master race 1991)
gasface by Stoic Seraph April 14, 2003

Gashface 

Gashface is a southern term to descirbe giving oral pleasure to a womans genitals
I gave her good gashface
Gashface by Dan Washington February 27, 2007

grassfucker 

A modification of fucker, most often used in the phrase "Hollywood grassfuckers" to refer to unskilled and/or timid Hollywood writers, producers, and directors who aspire only to mediocrity and, sometimes, achieve it.
"This is the most didactic, boring-ass self-serving piles of horseshit the Hollywood grassfuckers have put out in a long time." - Mr. Filthy on "Lord of War"
grassfucker by Not a Grassfucker April 24, 2008

Grassrape 

Grassrape is a form of attack,pwnage,ownage, etc. That has nothing to do with real rape. It consists of pushing, shoving, or tackling someone onto any grass covered land, and then running away.

It is not real grassrape if you run less than 100 feet away.
Dude lets grassrape that asshat!
Grassrape by J-Careen April 1, 2007

gashface 

Gashface refers to someone with a facial configuration that quite closely resembles a female genitalia. Although it is quite unlikely that someone would in fact have a vagina located on their face, it is used as an insult and generally implies that someone is fugly.
Look at Ramsey Jouzy walk past, what a ridiculously gashy gashface that boy has.
gashface by David Fisk June 11, 2006
it's also the name given to a french publication that deals with hiphop culture.
Keziah Jones:"I wish I was the brother on the cover of the gasface"
gasface by groswift December 6, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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