Purity Rong

a Purity Ring which is typically used as a commitment of chastity before God, only in the case of a Purity Rong, anal sex and blow jobs are allowed.

You: "Hey man, did you see that chick has a Purity Ring?"
Me: "Well, considering she does anal and gives BJs, it a Purity Rong"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

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by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

xtracited

the state of being extremely excited, to the point of insanity.

"I'm super xtracited about my current booty call."

"My dad used my car, and brought it back with a full tank of gas...I'm totally xtracited."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

bagorocker

someone who is exceedingly stupid. Relates to the phrase, "dumb as a bag of rocks".

"This chick I know just gave her banking information to some Nigerian email scam artist. She's a complete bagorocker."

"He officially became a bagorocker when he decided to quit school in his last semester."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

dorkporn

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

aerotrip

when someone trips and falls on something that doesn't exist. Happens most often while walking up stairs.

"This girl was running down the hallway, and all of a sudden, aerotrip! She flew about 10 feet, sprawled out on the floor."

"He was running up the stairs and aerotripped, causing everyone behind him to aerotrip, as well."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

clitorattic

when a female is undecided on who she wants to have sex with, and thus has sex with almost everyone. Typically a woman who is clitorattic is just confused as to what she wants in a man, and has a natural tendancy toward whoredom. Girls like this usually cannot make any type of a commitment to another person, and avoid relationships at all cost. Not as bad as being a slut, but along the same lines.

"Poor girl. She's so confused that she's become totally clitorattic."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010