xtracited

the state of being extremely excited, to the point of insanity.

"I'm super xtracited about my current booty call."

"My dad used my car, and brought it back with a full tank of gas...I'm totally xtracited."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

dorkporn

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

clitorattic

when a female is undecided on who she wants to have sex with, and thus has sex with almost everyone. Typically a woman who is clitorattic is just confused as to what she wants in a man, and has a natural tendancy toward whoredom. Girls like this usually cannot make any type of a commitment to another person, and avoid relationships at all cost. Not as bad as being a slut, but along the same lines.

"Poor girl. She's so confused that she's become totally clitorattic."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

buxom betty

An older family member from whom one has inherited a large breast size. Usually a grandmother or great-aunt.

"Wow...look at that photo of Grandmom. She was an absolute buxom betty. Guess that's where I got my big boobs from."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

Purity Rong

a Purity Ring which is typically used as a commitment of chastity before God, only in the case of a Purity Rong, anal sex and blow jobs are allowed.

You: "Hey man, did you see that chick has a Purity Ring?"
Me: "Well, considering she does anal and gives BJs, it a Purity Rong"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

bagorocker

someone who is exceedingly stupid. Relates to the phrase, "dumb as a bag of rocks".

"This chick I know just gave her banking information to some Nigerian email scam artist. She's a complete bagorocker."

"He officially became a bagorocker when he decided to quit school in his last semester."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

douggernaut

a regular "guy nextdoor" who has a certain affinity for wild, unabashed sexual activities. You never know what he's going to think of next, as his creativity in bed is without limit. Relates to the Marvel comic book villian "Juggernaut", who has been deemed as "unstoppable".

"I slept with this guy the other night. I have been defeated, and remain in ruin. What will he think up next? As they say, you just can't stop the douggernaut!"

"Oh my gosh...I had some crazy sex last night. This dude is a regular douggernaut!"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010