compound name

When a woman hyphenates her name during a marriage or after divorce. She often will inflict this on her children as well.

"Why does that kid have a hyphen in his name? Is he from another country where they use punctuation as letters?"
"no, man...his mom made him take a compound name after she left his dad."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

UDing it

adding new words to Urban Dictionary

"I just spent the past few hours UDing it up."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

showerchoke

what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.

"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

clitorattic

when a female is undecided on who she wants to have sex with, and thus has sex with almost everyone. Typically a woman who is clitorattic is just confused as to what she wants in a man, and has a natural tendancy toward whoredom. Girls like this usually cannot make any type of a commitment to another person, and avoid relationships at all cost. Not as bad as being a slut, but along the same lines.

"Poor girl. She's so confused that she's become totally clitorattic."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

dorkporn

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

bagorocker

someone who is exceedingly stupid. Relates to the phrase, "dumb as a bag of rocks".

"This chick I know just gave her banking information to some Nigerian email scam artist. She's a complete bagorocker."

"He officially became a bagorocker when he decided to quit school in his last semester."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

xtracited

the state of being extremely excited, to the point of insanity.

"I'm super xtracited about my current booty call."

"My dad used my car, and brought it back with a full tank of gas...I'm totally xtracited."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010