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A polite euphenism for a sexually transmitted disease. Examples of a social disease include, among others: Gonorrhea, Herpes, Chlamydia, and Syphilis
Sally didn't want to say that her friend had gotten the clap from screwing half the town, so she said that her friend had a 'Social Disease'.
by Gilbert Narley November 12, 2007

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The male genitalia. Consists of the penis and two testicles.
1 penis + 2 balls = Three piece set
by Gilbert Narley June 20, 2007

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Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.
The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.
by Gilbert Narley April 14, 2007

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Similar feeling to being assraped. To be forced to pay exhorbitant amounts of cash to be able to put gas in your car. Especially bad if you have to drive far to work in order to support your family or if you want to see relatives that live in another city/state/province, etc.
Dude #1: Hey, wanna go to the mall tonight?
Dude #2: No, I don't have any cash. I just got gasraped filling up my car so I can go to work tomorrow.

Kids: Daddy, daddy, lets go see grandma!!
Dad: No kids, we can't. See lives 100 miles away & I don't feel like getting gasraped at the pump.
by Gilbert Narley June 09, 2008

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Someone who turns their back on a good thing. Also someone who switches sides in a rivalry.
The pitino turned his back on the good things he did in lexington and sided with the enemy in louisville.
by Gilbert Narley January 22, 2007

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Common mis-spelling of Fievel, the main character from An American Tail.
It's Fievel, not Feivel.
by Gilbert Narley January 24, 2007

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A flip-flopper. Someone who changes their mind frequently.
The kerry supported the war, then changed his mind.
by Gilbert Narley January 24, 2007

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