Grasspen 

A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.

Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!

Grasspen by thespacebug November 5, 2014

Grasspergers 

Someone who has smoked a copious amount of marijuana and is now suffering from declined intelligence.

Friend 1: Where you tryna eat?
Friend 2: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend 1: The fuck wrong with him bruh?
Friend 3: Oh he dummy high, dude got grasspergers.

Grasspergers by Grasspie August 23, 2018

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT 

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.

Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

Grassmen

Basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton

Todd: who are those little green men roaming around the grass?
Piper: they’re grassmen, basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton you idiot!

Grassmen by chewyrat April 15, 2022

grasspants 

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

grasspants by richard shlee February 26, 2008

grassden 

When you eat too much chocolate cake and throw it up and accidentally slip in it

Bro how tf did you do a grassden

grassden by VerdantWyvern February 13, 2021

Grassmen

The greatest farming program on earth

Closely followed behind by farmflix

Fuck off john I'm watching grassmen

Grassmen by Yourdqd December 23, 2021