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j-grandz
Adjective: A stupid, pathetic creature who specializes in trying to become indie, which is there for contradictory seeing as if you try to become indie, you will never be indie. Also, he is a so called "metal head" but he does not know one song title by most metal bands, especially dead to fall. overall the adjective is usually used to describe someone who is acting stupid, or know it all'ish
"Wow you fucking j-grandz, you know you've never heard of purging the storm."
"I can't believe that j-grandz bitch was trying to tell me he liked decrepid birth, does he even have their unreleased EP? obviously not."
indie kid: "my favorite groups are She and Him and Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
poser: ughhghgh YESSSSS me too dude! I only own like all of their albums!
indie kid: Oh sick! whats your favorite track?
poser: ummmm....have you ever had macaroni and cheese? i love that stuff!
indie kid: you fucking j-grandz ass poser bitch!
"I can't believe that j-grandz bitch was trying to tell me he liked decrepid birth, does he even have their unreleased EP? obviously not."
indie kid: "my favorite groups are She and Him and Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
poser: ughhghgh YESSSSS me too dude! I only own like all of their albums!
indie kid: Oh sick! whats your favorite track?
poser: ummmm....have you ever had macaroni and cheese? i love that stuff!
indie kid: you fucking j-grandz ass poser bitch!
j-grandz by Brutal Ian April 13, 2008
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El Cheeto Grande
El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!
El Cheeto Grande by Old Dog Zero One July 17, 2022
Grand Gaming Indeed
Grand Gaming Indeed (AKA GGI) Is a clan or group based mostly of LGBT players that play video games together. We are continuously trying to grow and spread awareness of the LGBT community, and help young kids get the courage to speak out and not feel that they should hide their feelings. The clan is currently growing on Fortnite and Rocket League and its founded by ST128.
Hey D. Did you see that Grand Gaming Indeed clan? I am thinking about joining them. It would be nice to have someone to talk to since i cant talk to anyone in my family about my feelings.
Grand Gaming Indeed by wouldntyouliketoknow8686 January 2, 2020
Grand Viagra
Grand Viagra by DroopyNuts69 January 5, 2019
Grand Daddy Pops
🔥 Grand Daddy Pops loves toking Cannabis
🔥 Grand Daddy Pops is my name and toking is the game.
🔥 Grand Daddy Pops is my name and toking is the game.
Grand Daddy Pops by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.