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j-grandz 

Adjective: A stupid, pathetic creature who specializes in trying to become indie, which is there for contradictory seeing as if you try to become indie, you will never be indie. Also, he is a so called "metal head" but he does not know one song title by most metal bands, especially dead to fall. overall the adjective is usually used to describe someone who is acting stupid, or know it all'ish
"Wow you fucking j-grandz, you know you've never heard of purging the storm."

"I can't believe that j-grandz bitch was trying to tell me he liked decrepid birth, does he even have their unreleased EP? obviously not."

indie kid: "my favorite groups are She and Him and Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
poser: ughhghgh YESSSSS me too dude! I only own like all of their albums!
indie kid: Oh sick! whats your favorite track?
poser: ummmm....have you ever had macaroni and cheese? i love that stuff!
indie kid: you fucking j-grandz ass poser bitch!
j-grandz by Brutal Ian April 13, 2008
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frankie j grande 

A wonderful man who inspires people all around the world. He basically is drop dead gorgeous and makes everyone want to either be him or be with him. Basically, near perfection. A man who shines bright while others shade dark.

Also the funniest and smartest man in the world.
Zach: Hey, have you met Frankie J Grande?
Cody: No, I haven't yet. I've been too busy looking at my abs.
Zach: You should meet him, he is bae and the funniest and smartest person in the world. I love him.
frankie j grande by dontworryboutme November 16, 2014
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j-grandz • Grand Pimp J.A • J.O.E • J.J. • J • J.A.P. • J.O. • j lo • j's • J.K Rowling

Grand Pimp J.A 

The best Grand Pimp J.A in town. She would be better if she checked out my Pimp Adam. Don't even try to be a Pimp if you can't dress appropriately.
What are you doing Grand Pimp J.A - case closed encounters with the third kind.
Grand Pimp J.A by Spoonman1969 December 9, 2024
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