Grandzoned 

When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "So cute, they could be your grandma", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.

Jadie: "No you`re not ugly, you`re cute, really grannsy"

Johnny: "Fuck i`m grandzoned"

Grandzoned by robsh January 16, 2017

grandsonned 

-past tense of "to grandson", a more drastic form of "to son"

"yo dizzle, you just got grandsonned fo shizzle. chuch"

grandsonned by tomastos July 30, 2003