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Granderpants 

An unattractive, old fashioned and often huge style of underpants/breifs, worn by pensioners and people with appalling fashion sense.

Often spotted covering large asses, where the lining of the granderpants are visible through pants/jeans and exposed to the unfortunate public. Also commonly spotted on people with grotesque and fat behinds.
As Jim walked down the street he noticed a fat old lady wearing a gross flowery dress with her huge pantie line clearly visible underneath. A gust of wind blew up her dress further exposing her brown huge underwear, that was struggling to contain her huge, fat and saggy ass. It was then Jim knew he had spotted a pair of granderpants.
Granderpants by Dark Owl July 13, 2009
It's a life style. It shows that we are all weird! We are all amazing in our own ways! We all STAND GRAND and will always STAY BEAUTIFUL! GRAND means we will starve a bully and feed our soul! GRAND means we will always stand by Vincent Castronovo Jr. The GRANDman! No matter what! It shows that we will always follow our dreams!
Starve a Bully, Feed your soul, Stand GRANDer.
Stay GRANDer.
Vincent Castronovo.
GRANDer by Mrs.Castronovo June 23, 2011

cookie granderson 

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"
Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?
Absolute beta male. Has the makings of a fully-fledged Grant but must first forsake his beta male status.
Grant 1: yo did you see that guy, he's such a Grant.

Grant 2: no wys he's clearly still a Granzer
granzer by Grant Schuler January 27, 2019

granderflig 

an expression used in distrought, happiness, success, etc.
Granderflig! i messed up again!
granderflig by Kaydee H. October 3, 2005

granderbomb

An alcoholic beverage containing a shot of Bailey's, a shot of Rumpleminze, and a shot of Captain Morgan. It is best defined as the best thing ever. Tastes like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
Let's get fucked up on Granderbombs!
granderbomb by granderbomb April 12, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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