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My boyfriend. The best freaking person on the planet. Sweet, cute, funny, charming, athletic and freaking 5’ 10”. He looks like a giant compared to my 5’ 3/4” ass. I still love him🥰.
Me: Graier, guess what.
Him: What?
Me: ily ❤️

Him: ilyt❤️
Graier by im_bored_3000 February 19, 2022
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
shit grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007
A slur for vegans
I'm going to eat twice as much meat just so that one grazer that thinks they are making a difference, isn't.
Grazer by SillyMaine February 1, 2023

Fifth grader 

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults
Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...
Fifth grader by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022

Trash Grier 

Nash Grier's real name. He's too afraid to show it because he's such a douchebag.
Trash Grier by Baconlover12 January 19, 2015

Trash Grier 

Trash Grier, the correct way to refer to the young ignorant douchebag most know as nash grier. Trash is a Viner and a Youtuber, although he gets a lot of hate for very apparent, valid reasons. Trash is homophobic, racist, sexist, and his audience mainly consists of 12 year old girls who think he's attractive despite realizing he has no talent at all. Trash posted a video containing what happened to be telling girls (his young audience) that body hair on girls was gross and that it shouldn't be tolerated. He basically told them all to alter their bodies at such a young age, and they still look up to him.
Girl 1: Nash Grier told me to shave my legs, arms, armpits, and basically every hair on my body for him! He is such an inspiration!

Girl 2: Don't you mean Trash Grier?
Trash Grier by heretoexpose April 15, 2015
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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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