anonym0u$e's definitions

ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

by anonym0u$e June 3, 2023

islamic content

Anything that is extremely grotesque or horrifying. Mostly used on Kiwi Farms. Has nothing to do with Islam.

Guy 1: *posts image of Nikocado Avocado's nudes*
Guy 2: That is some Islamic Content right there.

by anonym0u$e January 19, 2024

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

Richard Dawkins

The atheist god.

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.

by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022

Ray William Johnson

A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.

Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.

by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023

Fifth grader

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults

Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...

by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022