Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique

Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."

Gounching by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024

grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008

dry gulching 

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

dry gulching by Zsinix September 20, 2016

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

gouching by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

pounching 

The act of doing a certain type of dance mainly to New Orleans bounce music that involves bending over or getting on your hands and knees and bouncing your booty up and down and all around fast to the music. As in the booty bounce.

Girl: "I just wish my mama would stop pounching with no underwear on, it's embarrassing!"

Guy: "Dayummmm dude, look at that white girl pounching over there!

pounching by meetooagain July 17, 2011

Gauching 

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.

God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?

Gauching by 1-3 Diaxial Interactions January 22, 2023

grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.

Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.

grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019