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Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind
the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,
gouching by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

Gouching Around

Two (or more) people continuously rubbing eachothers Gouch's in an act of a sexual favor.
Dude you should totally go over to that group over there! They're gouching around!
Gouching Around by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Gauching 

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?

grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012
A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
Gouchin by aXe aka sHoTgUn September 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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