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grunching
Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
grunching by boogerlips March 23, 2010
Grunching
The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.
Grunching by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023
Grunching
The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.
Grunching by therealfrotter June 12, 2024
Grimble Grunching
Grimble Grunching by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022
grunting a loaf
To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
grunting a loaf by loafgrunter January 20, 2003
grinchfinger
An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".
"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."
"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."
"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."
"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."
"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."
grinchfinger by Tim Coxmann, Halston Brownface January 9, 2008
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026