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On the science fiction tv series "Alien Nation", "tert" is the derogative slang term that the Newcomer aliens (The Tenctonese) use for humans. Just as the humans call Newcomers "Slags", disaffected Tenctonese youth can be heard referring to humans as "Terts".
The Terts will never accept us Tenctonese.
by Ricimer October 21, 2005
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Used as an insult to mean a tramp or retard. If somebody is stupid then they are a "tert".
You tert!
Kieran is a tert.
by makit January 13, 2004
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tits, breasts, gazongas, hooters, boobs, funbags, etc
Damn, that girl has some sexy terts.


Show terts, plz
by Larry Flynt September 15, 2009
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Tert is an action of randomized, public sexual affection. When tert is only said once by a person, it is rape. But if the victim or other person replies "Tert" Back, it agrees to mutual sexual relations. But if the victim just says yes, He/She is accepting the public rape.
Joe:"TERT!" Susan: "HuhWhat?"
Joe:"TERT!!!" Susan:"TERT!"
Joe:"TERT!!" Susan:"OKAY!"
by DeadyKyoufu January 08, 2011
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A sexy fellow who is a gamer but he still rocks the ladies.he has a pretty big dick and will bring it out when he’s ready to dance. He will defend his friends even if it comes to a mad fight.
Guy 1: fat fuck
Tert: what!!!!come here I’ll beat your fucking ass
by Tertish January 25, 2018
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An insult to a person who has made a typo in a message or text.
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by LegoDude September 13, 2018
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