Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

by pluoticus May 5, 2012

gordoning

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.

Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.

by Quixote_ August 13, 2016

gorgonize

To have a paralyzing or stupefying effect on
To stare at with a petrifying look

Izzy asked Sol why he was willing to take us. She gave him a look that would gorgonize.

by st-kay January 26, 2013

Gorgonite

A race of creatures that were created in the movie "Small Soldiers". They are the protagonists in the movie along with Adam. They fight the commando elite led by Major Chip Hazard. Their leader is Archer.

Archer: I am archer emmissary of the Gorgintes.
Random Gorgonite: You are our leader. lets go to Gorgon.
Archer: Shut up, slave.

by youpoopalot February 27, 2009

garonize

It means to become bigger.

I think we should garonize this body.

by Beastone101 December 30, 2011

Gordonade

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

by snc237 July 30, 2017