1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
by Quixote_ August 13, 2016
Get the gordoning mug.A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020
Get the Gröningen mug."Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
Get the gooning mug.For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016
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Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
Get the Gutter gardening mug.masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
by 3meitloml May 2, 2023
Get the gooning mug.groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.
USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen
by Grunn March 18, 2009
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