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Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008
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gayonized 

Being around gays and turning in to one .they have turned you gay.
I've been gayonized
gayonized by Gayyyysss August 25, 2019

Garanize 

The act of turning something that was once cool or popular into something totally annoying. Also means to lie an exorbitant amount to make yourself to seem more badass.
guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero hay guys i beat jordan i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero i beat jordan oh god i'm so drunk i had like 4 cups of that buffalo i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero dude i drank like 16 cups of that buffalo shit

A: hey guys how many drinks did i have?
B: only like 5.
A: shit man i better garanize it to 13 to make myself seem tougher
Garanize by cake_eater December 30, 2007

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026