Gordonade

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

by snc237 July 30, 2017

Gordoned

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.

What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019

Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008

Gordonodono Marathano

Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.

An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.

"Today I was in the midst of a Gordonodono Marathano and nearly killed my competition."

by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordonvale State High School

At Gordonvale State High School you can find fuckboys, druggos, girls who where they’re shorts so high that they asses are hanging out and guys in grade 10 that date girls in grade 8, guys in grade 8 that date girls in grade 7 and girls in grade 8 that date guys in grade 12. You’ll find most kids being sent down to A12 and getting suspended. The fuckboys are hit ofc cause thy always are. If you head to gordy skate park you’ll sometimes see kids smoking durrys and most weekends an after soon you’ll seem boys burning around on motorbikes out at grenpath. Others on scooters

Have you been to Gordonvale State High School Lately

Yeah fuckboys every where

by gfydydhxjxhci November 24, 2018