Gordonite 

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

Gordonite by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

gortnite

way better than fortnite

How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!

gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020

gordonstoun 

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.

"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"

gordonstoun by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

goodnites 

a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help

If you wet the bed and can fit in goodnites, wear them.

goodnites by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

Gordonstoun 

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods

Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”

Gordonstoun by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

gordoning 

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.

Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.

gordoning by Quixote_ August 13, 2016