Gordonated

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Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

Gordonated by Fresh July 20, 2003

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Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

Gordonated by Double Down July 25, 2003

Gordoned

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

Gordoned by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gordonade

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

Gordonade by snc237 July 30, 2017

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

Gordoned by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

Gordonite by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gordoned

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

Gordoned by Thomas December 14, 2003

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026