Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

Gordonated by Fresh July 20, 2003

Gordonated

Faggerific

Matt Gordon is very gordonated, especially after sex. ;-)

Gordonated by Double Down July 25, 2003

Gordoned 

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

Gordoned by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gordonade 

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

Gordonade by snc237 July 30, 2017

Gordoned 

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

Gordoned by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordonite 

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

Gordonite by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gordoned 

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

Gordoned by Thomas December 14, 2003