This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"
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-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
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guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
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guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
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scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
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Person 1: the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are not three "gayest" teams in the NFL!
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Person 1: Do you mean, Google it?
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