Gootality
This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"
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gaytality
1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
Related Words
Geotility
Making things useful for where you are.
Overlaying geographical information on to other information to make it more useful.
A compound of geographical and utility.
Overlaying geographical information on to other information to make it more useful.
A compound of geographical and utility.
Googalit
Pronounced (Goo-ga-lit) It is the Puerto Rican way of saying "Google it."
This is an action word. Use this word whenever you want to prove a point.
This is an action word. Use this word whenever you want to prove a point.
Person 1: the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are not three "gayest" teams in the NFL!
Person 2: Jes it is! Don't believe me?! Googalit!
Person 1: Goo-ga what? what are you trying to say?
Person 2: Googalit!!
Person 1: Google-lid?
Person 2: GOOGALIT!!!
Person 1: Do you mean, Google it?
Person 2: Thats what I said, GOOGALIT!!!!
Person 1: Ohhhhh, alright I will Google It....... well I guess your right, google does say the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are the three gayest teams in the league.
Person 2: Jes it is! Don't believe me?! Googalit!
Person 1: Goo-ga what? what are you trying to say?
Person 2: Googalit!!
Person 1: Google-lid?
Person 2: GOOGALIT!!!
Person 1: Do you mean, Google it?
Person 2: Thats what I said, GOOGALIT!!!!
Person 1: Ohhhhh, alright I will Google It....... well I guess your right, google does say the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are the three gayest teams in the league.
Googalit by liquid_wolverine November 7, 2011
gaytality
When a gay man decides to shoot his shot and just absolutely dissolves the living straightness out of a poor man's life. Turning that man into a gay dude, transforming his kink for gay men. Poor guy.
gaytality by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019
geonality
Brooke has a geonality
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