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Gootality 

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"
My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!
Gootality by UKScotty June 14, 2013
Words you can keep

gaytality 

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY
gaytality by Matt Huff May 5, 2010

Geotility 

Making things useful for where you are.

Overlaying geographical information on to other information to make it more useful.

A compound of geographical and utility.

The ATM finder iphone app is a geotility.


Geotility by FutMob April 30, 2009

Googalit 

Pronounced (Goo-ga-lit) It is the Puerto Rican way of saying "Google it."
This is an action word. Use this word whenever you want to prove a point.
Person 1: the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are not three "gayest" teams in the NFL!
Person 2: Jes it is! Don't believe me?! Googalit!
Person 1: Goo-ga what? what are you trying to say?
Person 2: Googalit!!
Person 1: Google-lid?
Person 2: GOOGALIT!!!
Person 1: Do you mean, Google it?
Person 2: Thats what I said, GOOGALIT!!!!
Person 1: Ohhhhh, alright I will Google It....... well I guess your right, google does say the 49ers, Bucs and Cowboys are the three gayest teams in the league.
Googalit by liquid_wolverine November 7, 2011

gaytality 

When a gay man decides to shoot his shot and just absolutely dissolves the living straightness out of a poor man's life. Turning that man into a gay dude, transforming his kink for gay men. Poor guy.
"Bruh did you see James Chargles give a full on gaytality to that man

Zootality 

When you are so zooted that you pass out.
Jay: “Dude, Jack got so drunk he passed out on the couch.”

Owen: “Zootality.”
Zootality by T-Bottle October 6, 2023

geonality 

Where a person just have a personality of the world
Brooke has a geonality
geonality by chance's May 11, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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