Definitions by armadildo_in_a_bucket

hurdleball 

a way to call someone cute even though they smell like complete and utterly shit

I love my boyfriend, he's such a little hurdleball; throwing up all over my bed! <3

hurdleball by armadildo_in_a_bucket March 3, 2023

plumby 

{adj.} The face of either constipation from a person on the toilet, or the face of a man about to nut but holds it in -otherwise known as blue balls.

Brian last night was epic!!! That girl from last night had my face plumby.

plumby by armadildo_in_a_bucket June 2, 2019

gaytality 

When in doubt, a gay man will always shoot his shot at some straight man and completely turn that man into a gay person. For when that happens, that shit is called a mofo gaytality

"Bruh I think James Chargles just gave that man a fat gaytality, poor man.

gaytality by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019

gaytality 

When a gay man decides to shoot his shot and just absolutely dissolves the living straightness out of a poor man's life. Turning that man into a gay dude, transforming his kink for gay men. Poor guy.

"Bruh did you see James Chargles give a full on gaytality to that man

gaytality by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019

gaytality 

When a gay man decides to shoot his shot and just absolutely dissolves the living straightness out of a poor man's life. Turning that man into a gay dude, transforming his kink for gay men. Poor guy.

"Bruh did you see James Chargles give a full on gaytality to that man

gaytality by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019