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Gootality

This is the ending result of going "Mortal Kombat" on your penis while masturbating. When you are near complete..in a rapid stroke...you yell "FINISH HIM!" Afterwords, you blow you load and that is "GOOTALITY!"
My office space is a total mess after my stroke fest ending in GOOTALITY!
by UKScotty June 14, 2013
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Holidanus

the total amount of quality booty one can acquire during the holidays.
I am interested to see just how much Holidanus I can score during the holidays.
by ukscotty September 26, 2012
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