Goonmeister

'Goonmeister' describes an individual who excels at gooning. (Which is the act of masturbating.) 'Meister' is a German word; and so 'Goonmeister' can be roughly translated to 'Goon Master.' Occasionally, 'Herr', the German word for 'Sir' or 'Mr.' is added as a prefix to signify male dominance in the field of gooning or simply as a title.

Honor in glory, honor in gooning!

I guess Herr Goonmeister here is too preoccupied with gooning to hop on with the rest of the gang!

I am the Goonmeister.

The name's Herr Goonmeister.

Goonmeister by SavageCreeper64 February 25, 2026

Poonmeister Chang 

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

Poonmeister Chang by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

poonmeisterchang 

No strings attached sex, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..

lets have some poonmeisterchang

thats poonin chang meister

poonmeisterchang by reynoldsman June 7, 2009

Goofmeister

A goofmeister is a person who presents a specific type of goofy behaviour in serious situations. It is easily noticed by individuals surrounding the goofmeister, which will either cause them to ignore his immature acts or admire him for his goofery.

Taylor is the goofmeister of the team, he always does stupid shit when we're supposed to take it seriously !

Goofmeister by Lookash93 February 6, 2010

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

goofmeister by somegoof January 18, 2005

poonmeister 

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.

'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'

poonmeister by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009

coonmeister 

A coonmeister ethib123’s nana gilf and mama milf

Ethjb123 is such a coonmeister

coonmeister by [___] May 29, 2021