Huntspatch

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

raccoon

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

rug-a-dug

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

Kashmir has one hell of a rug-a-dug beat.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

player-hater

N. a friendly term used to refer to one's peeps. Generally, the term signifies that one's peeps are serious, hence, not players. Dave CHAPPELLE has a hillarious skit in regards to the term's literalness.

This goes out to all the player-haters out there in the audience tonite.

by somegoof February 02, 2006

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

suck-up

(Noun). One who acts affectionately toward another so as to excel, usually because he cannot do so on his own merits.
(Verb). To be a suck-up. To suck-up. Sucking-up.

The graduate student was so good at sucking-up that he never had to worry about funding.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

rube cube

(Derrogatory.) A cubicle in which an entry-level IT or clerical employee works, typically far from the break room and restroom and having no windows.

The new employee did not take lightly the fact that her workspace was refered to as a "rube cube" by the other employees.

by somegoof January 21, 2005