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Goofmeister

A goofmeister is a person who presents a specific type of goofy behaviour in serious situations. It is easily noticed by individuals surrounding the goofmeister, which will either cause them to ignore his immature acts or admire him for his goofery.
Taylor is the goofmeister of the team, he always does stupid shit when we're supposed to take it seriously !
Goofmeister by Lookash93 February 6, 2010
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goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.
That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.
goofmeister by somegoof January 18, 2005

Woofmeister 

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

GoofMaster 

1. The Lord, your savior.

2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.

3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.

4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009

Goonmeister

'Goonmeister' describes an individual who excels at gooning. (Which is the act of masturbating.) 'Meister' is a German word; and so 'Goonmeister' can be roughly translated to 'Goon Master.' Occasionally, 'Herr', the German word for 'Sir' or 'Mr.' is added as a prefix to signify male dominance in the field of gooning or simply as a title.

Honor in glory, honor in gooning!
I guess Herr Goonmeister here is too preoccupied with gooning to hop on with the rest of the gang!

I am the Goonmeister.

The name's Herr Goonmeister.
Goonmeister by SavageCreeper64 February 25, 2026
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