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Goonmeister
'Goonmeister' describes an individual who excels at gooning. (Which is the act of masturbating.) 'Meister' is a German word; and so 'Goonmeister' can be roughly translated to 'Goon Master.' Occasionally, 'Herr', the German word for 'Sir' or 'Mr.' is added as a prefix to signify male dominance in the field of gooning or simply as a title.
Honor in glory, honor in gooning!
Honor in glory, honor in gooning!
I guess Herr Goonmeister here is too preoccupied with gooning to hop on with the rest of the gang!
I am the Goonmeister.
The name's Herr Goonmeister.
I am the Goonmeister.
The name's Herr Goonmeister.
Goonmeister by SavageCreeper64 February 25, 2026