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Goofmeister

A goofmeister is a person who presents a specific type of goofy behaviour in serious situations. It is easily noticed by individuals surrounding the goofmeister, which will either cause them to ignore his immature acts or admire him for his goofery.
Taylor is the goofmeister of the team, he always does stupid shit when we're supposed to take it seriously !
Goofmeister by Lookash93 February 6, 2010
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A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.
That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.
goofmeister by somegoof January 18, 2005
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Woofmeister 

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

GoofMaster 

1. The Lord, your savior.

2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.

3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.

4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009

Goonmeister

'Goonmeister' describes an individual who excels at gooning. (Which is the act of masturbating.) 'Meister' is a German word; and so 'Goonmeister' can be roughly translated to 'Goon Master.' Occasionally, 'Herr', the German word for 'Sir' or 'Mr.' is added as a prefix to signify male dominance in the field of gooning or simply as a title.

Honor in glory, honor in gooning!
I guess Herr Goonmeister here is too preoccupied with gooning to hop on with the rest of the gang!

I am the Goonmeister.

The name's Herr Goonmeister.
Goonmeister by SavageCreeper64 February 25, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026