Goonbaling 

The act of gooning and gambling at the same time. When just being at the casino isn't enough... you can step up your game for a real dopamine hit!

"Let's go goonbaling"

Goonbaling by Quido-burrito August 11, 2025

Goobalini

(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.

It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.

Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018

goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goonalino 

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.

David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'

Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

Goonling 

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.

"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"

Goonling by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021

Goonblin 

A goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

The smaller spawn of this creature is a weeblin.

We all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don't reproduce, ever.

Did you see those damn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

Hey goonblin pick me up so I can get an apple.

Chronic Collective is a rap band with two goonblins.

Goonblin by TheYOUNGwizard February 22, 2014

goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"

goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023