Goonblin

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A goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

The smaller spawn of this creature is a weeblin.

We all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don't reproduce, ever.

Did you see those damn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

Hey goonblin pick me up so I can get an apple.

Chronic Collective is a rap band with two goonblins.

Goonblin by TheYOUNGwizard February 22, 2014

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Goonalino

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.

David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'

Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

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Related Words

Goonblin • gooblin • Goobling • Goonalino • Goonbaling • Goonling • da gooblins • Gap-Eyed Goonlin • Goin' Blink • Goon Blanket

Goonling

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.

"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"

Goonling by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021

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Gooblin

A gooblin is a unique creature only living in parts of Laos a gooblin is a small orange beast, some lucky enough to find one say it smells like flaming Cheetos. Gooblins are close relatives to the butt weasel, GOBLINS and GOOBLINS are very different creatures one is a stupid booger looking mofo and one is a savage. GOOBLINS ARE NOT A MISS TYPE CUNT.

That gooblin smells like cheetos!

Gooblin by Killer Cuck Star December 13, 2016

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Gooblin

A short person so is a greedy asshole.

You are a gooblin.

Gooblin by Word_God November 20, 2018

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da gooblins

the lil shtinky leftovers that hang off yo asshairs

lemme eat yo ass and snack on da gooblins

da gooblins by wangwangdingalang December 9, 2021

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da gooblins

da lil leftover dookies that hang off yo asshairs

lemme eat yo ass and snack on da gooblins

da gooblins by wangwangdingalang December 9, 2021

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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