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Goonblin 

A goonblin is an angry tall skater kid, who terrorizes and causes chaos whenever and wherever.

The smaller spawn of this creature is a weeblin.

We all originate and grew from goonblins.
weeblins don't reproduce, ever.
Did you see those damn goonblins riding around and smoking pot this morning.

Hey goonblin pick me up so I can get an apple.

Chronic Collective is a rap band with two goonblins.
Goonblin by TheYOUNGwizard February 22, 2014
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Goonalino 

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.
David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'
Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

Goonling 

The biggest goon of them all.
The calculation for "goonling" is the sqrt of the goonster divided by the number of orsons in donny's possession.
It is sometimes confused with "gooning" by low IQ individuals.
"That reef donny is such a goonling"
"got an oswin of dizz pal?, nah only orsons of bud on drop offs you goonling"
Goonling by onlygotsamuels January 6, 2021
A gooblin is a unique creature only living in parts of Laos a gooblin is a small orange beast, some lucky enough to find one say it smells like flaming Cheetos. Gooblins are close relatives to the butt weasel, GOBLINS and GOOBLINS are very different creatures one is a stupid booger looking mofo and one is a savage. GOOBLINS ARE NOT A MISS TYPE CUNT.
That gooblin smells like cheetos!
Gooblin by Killer Cuck Star December 13, 2016
You are a gooblin.
Gooblin by Word_God November 20, 2018

da gooblins 

the lil shtinky leftovers that hang off yo asshairs
lemme eat yo ass and snack on da gooblins
da gooblins by wangwangdingalang December 9, 2021

da gooblins 

da lil leftover dookies that hang off yo asshairs
lemme eat yo ass and snack on da gooblins
da gooblins by wangwangdingalang December 9, 2021