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Goobiling is the process of applying a tourniquet to your arm in order to numb your hand whilst gooning effectively convincing your brain someone else is gooning for you.
Dude i need to buy a new tourniquet I broke my old one in my most recent goobiling sesh.
GOOBILING by prestige_gooner69 February 27, 2025
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Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009
(GOO-PAA-LEEN-EE) A knit cap that covers the head and usually sits above the ears referred to as Goopalin' (GOO-PAA-LEEN) in Italian-American slang.
It was cold outside so they wore a goobalini.
Goobalini by Exploding_Potato February 17, 2018

Goblingon 

Goblingon is a word that is supposed to sound like the phrase gobbling on. It was popularized by a streamer named Druttut.
Person 1: Do you know Goblingon?
Person 2: What is Goblingon?
Person 1: I don't know but you are Goblingon (gobbling on) deez nuts!
Goblingon by Arrayy November 19, 2021

Limited Googling

A phrase used in forums and Q & A websites to describe how one performed a quick search on Google (usually only looking at the first page) before coming to the online community about a question.
I was looking for that website with all of the guys with mustaches, but after some limited Googling I couldn't find anything.
Limited Googling by Indybird October 13, 2009

sexually-frustrated googling

Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.
Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

Goebiging 

Kicking an object with swift and complete justice.
He was Goebiging last night
Goebiging by Ssgtinthishouse May 10, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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