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A small Knit Hat worn atop the head but above the ears.
"Hey I just got back into General Lockup and they're gonna let me out in the Yard. I hear it cold out there so I better wear my Gubalini."
Gubalini by EyeWanna-Fah-Q January 4, 2010

Goonalino 

A highly insulting and useful word, which can be used in a variety of situations:

1) A person who is lacking in intelligence and unable to string a sentence together

2) A person who is physically impressive ( see hench) but who has no brain.

3) Someone who is fat and ginger.

The final 'o' can be lengthened to suit the purpose of the insult.
David Beckham,
Sylvester Stallone,
The Rock,
The Hulk.

'F*ck off you goonalino' or 'your mum is a goonalinooo'
Goonalino by Leonidas SkyFuhrer August 4, 2009

goofalicious 

when something is so silly and/or stupid that the word "goofy" just isnt enough.
"This guy just ran straight into my line of fire and made his team lose lol"
"lmao that's pretty goofalicious"
goofalicious by PurpleShade November 16, 2022

Goblining 

Goblining usually relates to video games (in particular first person shooters such as Call of Duty).

The act of goblining involves tucking yourself away in a corner, preferably under or behind native flora such as shrubs or tundra (man made objects such as overturned fridges can also be used) and lying in wait for an enemy to run past.

Goblining is a legitimate tactic and is used to defend objectives such as a capped flag in domination or a planted bomb in search and destroy. It should not be confused with camping, which is a similar tactic - however camping involves ignoring the objective completely.
Man the other day I was playing COD4 and I went in to defuse the bomb and this guy was prone in a nearby hay field underneath a tractor! That was some epic goblining skills right there..
Goblining by vlastanovak March 16, 2009
A gooblin is a unique creature only living in parts of Laos a gooblin is a small orange beast, some lucky enough to find one say it smells like flaming Cheetos. Gooblins are close relatives to the butt weasel, GOBLINS and GOOBLINS are very different creatures one is a stupid booger looking mofo and one is a savage. GOOBLINS ARE NOT A MISS TYPE CUNT.
That gooblin smells like cheetos!
Gooblin by Killer Cuck Star December 13, 2016
A short person so is a greedy asshole.
You are a gooblin.
Gooblin by Word_God November 20, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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