goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.

John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!

by Goontings October 10, 2014

goonmaxing

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"

by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

goongamingtv

A great youtuber and streamer. He seems to have alot of passion for what he does. He is kind to everybody exept the people he reks in his videos lol. Please check him out at Youtube.com/TheGoonGamingTV

Hey go check out GoonGamingTV!!!

by Memester55 June 21, 2016

Goonbaling

The act of gooning and gambling at the same time. When just being at the casino isn't enough... you can step up your game for a real dopamine hit!

"Let's go goonbaling"

by Quido-burrito August 11, 2025

aislehedgehog jockey goonbaiting

a group name that can define a friend group of 5 white kids and one muslim one

that friend group is an aislehedgehog jockey goonbaiting type

by ahjgb memorial September 21, 2025