goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"

goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)

Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn

Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing 

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024

goonmaxing 

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

goonmaxing by UDNerd May 2, 2024

Goonmaxing

The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.

“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”

Goonmaxing by Sum1dum March 26, 2026

goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.

"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."

Goofymaxing by InvadrJim April 16, 2023