Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023
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Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.
Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night
by Vauss April 26, 2024
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A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.
Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."
by UDNerd May 2, 2024
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