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goofballing 

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
goofballing by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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goofballian 

A person who acts like a big time goofball.
Hey, man! Did you see Joey doing tiktok dances last night? He is a major goofballian. (I.E. he is part of the goofballian race)
goofballian by Poiiop#1 September 10, 2022

goofballin 

When you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. Gives an almost zombie like experience.
Mom: "hey billy want some dinner?"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"
goofballin by Ricky nards August 1, 2017

glowballing

to give someone a blowjob under a blacklight so that when they cum all over their balls they glow
just got a blacklight. can't wait to go glowballing this weekend.
glowballing by sharon2987 March 25, 2010

goofballinism 

the fatal disease of being goofy all the time. cure not yet found.
Tommy was being goofy all night, people say he has goofballinism.
goofballinism by nubnubmcginty November 8, 2010

Goonballin 

The act of entering the Wilderness with no undergarments, allowing one's genitals to swing freely.
I returned so fast I was goonballin', nuts straight slappin against my Moonclan Robes
Goonballin by Recycling Bin Dog July 31, 2021

goofballistic 

An adjective - Someone or something who is acting stupidly weird, or dumb in a strange way. A stupid type of goofball.
Person 1 - My friend is acting super dumb today...
Person 2 - You mean Goofballistic?
Person 1 - Yeah, I guess so.
goofballistic by calisveryveryhot69 October 11, 2022
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