from the classic movie "Stand by Me".
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.
by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020
When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
by Mike Goocher June 23, 2006
My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.
by The Baines June 28, 2017
The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.
Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."
by BigDaddyBC May 13, 2011
by ELMEL86 March 05, 2012
As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.
I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher
by Voigts April 22, 2008
by IceNine December 01, 2006