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gonaherpaciphilitis 

A disease only possible to be caught in Edam, Saskatchewan and Edmonton, Alberta from a guy who looks like a rat.
Damn I caught gonaherpaciphilitis from ratboy.

gonaherpasyphilitis 

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.
Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!
gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

gonaherpasiphilitis 

the terrible sexually transmitted disease that shrinks the penis.Originated in Puerto Rico.Thought to spread through gay sex.
jeremy has gonaherpasiphilitis,thats why his penis is so shriveled

gonaherpisiphilitis 

What you catch after sleeping with a asian whore.
1. Son you have got gonaherpisiphilitis
gonaherpisiphilitis by bigv69420 September 25, 2008

gonnaherpasiphilitis

"God dammit, that hooker gave me gonnaherpasiphilitis"
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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