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gonoherpasyphilaids 

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
gonoherpasyphilaids by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009
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Super Gonoherpasyphilaids

Is a Super STD consisting of Super Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis & Aids.
You totally got Super Gonoherpasyphilaids Biiiitch!

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.
I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.
Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

Gonoherpesyphilaids 

(Gono-Herpa-Syphil-AIDs)
1. A combination of Gonorrhea Herpes Syphilis and AIDs
2. A combination of all STDs
3. What you will contract from a dirty, dirty whore
ex 1. : If you bone that bitch you'll get Gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : That skuts got Gonoherpesyphilaids
Gonoherpesyphilaids by hahaRyanG August 8, 2006

Gonoherpesyphilaids 

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?
Gonoherpesyphilaids by Antjaw September 16, 2004

gonnoherpesyphilaids

Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.
Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!
gonnoherpesyphilaids by VWguy February 20, 2005

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.
damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.
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