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gonaherpasiphilaids 

Adj. A word used to describe an STD that has morphed into all of the major STD's combined usually associated with dirty street nigs. niggers.
"yo stay away from shoniqua, that bitch got gonaherpasiphilaids."
gonaherpasiphilaids by Matthew Arnold December 30, 2007

gonoherpasyphilaids 

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
gonoherpasyphilaids by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.
I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.
Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

gonaherpasiphalaids 

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.
Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.

gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.
damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis
Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!
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